CAFFEINATED // FULL-STACK // V1 COLLECTION
UNZIP // CONSUME // EXECUTE
Instant-focus consumables for people who actually ship. Not wellness. Not balance. Night shift only.
SUPPLY // FEATURED
CAFFEINATED // CHEW MODE — NIGHT OPS // V1 COLLECTION
CAFFEINATED // DEBUGGER — NIGHT OPS // V1 COLLECTION
CAFFEINATED // OVERCLOCK — NIGHT OPS // V1 COLLECTION
CAFFEINATED // NIGHTSHIFT— NIGHT OPS // V1 COLLECTION
Instant Focus / No Crash Mode
Built for devs, gamers, editors and founders still working at 03:17.
UNZIP // CONSUME // EXECUTE.
EXECUTION PROTOCOL
UNZIP // CONSUME // EXECUTE
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WHY YOU'RE HERE
TARGET USER
Gamers, devs, founders, editors, students, operators. Anyone running illegal uptime.
TIME WINDOW
23:40 → 04:15. The hours that normal brands pretend don't exist.
PROMISE
Instant focus, zero softness. You don't “optimize your wellness”. You deliver.
FIELD REPORTS // LIVE FEED
“Deployed 6h edit sprint, zero wobble.” — VIDEO EDITOR // AMS
“Shipped prod fix @03:17. HR thinks I 'rested'. lol.” — SENIOR DEV // BERLIN
“Investor deck finished in one take. Wired but clean.” — FOUNDER // LDN
“Ranked up twice. Hands didn't shake.” — CONTROLLER // EU WEST
“Exams passed. Slept 2h. I'd be dead without this.” — STUDENT // UTRECHT
“Pulled all-nighter, still flirted with barista like a human being.” — DESIGNER // PARIS
“Wrote 42-page spec in 1 sitting. PM asked if it's AI. It's me, idiot.” — STAFF ENGINEER // DUBLIN
“Final cut exported first try. No crashes, unlike Premiere.” — VIDEO EDITOR // ROTTERDAM
“Cold-called 37 leads before lunch. My jaw is still moving.” — SALES // LDN
“Boss: ‘Can you push this today?’ Me: Already live.” — OPS // CPH
“Beat the raid. I am both healer and god now.” — MMO HEALER // EU CENTRAL
“404: SLEEP NOT FOUND.” — QA // PORTO
“Studied 9 chapters in 4h. Brain is humming like a server rack.” — MED STUDENT // LEIDEN
“Caffeïne level feels illegal, productivity feels holy.” — FOUNDER // NYC
“My to-do list started apologizing.” — SOLO DEV // BRNO
“I can hear colors but also my pitch deck slaps.” — STARTUP // LISBON
“Turned ‘I'll get it tomorrow’ into ‘done 20 min ago’.” — FREELANCER // ANTWERP
“We said ‘one quick game’. It's 6am and we're Diamond.” — DUO QUEUE // EU WEST
“Professor said ‘don't cram’. I crammed his entire course.” — STUDENT // GHENT
“Edited wedding photos overnight, bride crying happy at 07:12.” — PHOTOG // HAMBURG
“Dark mode is now too bright.” — BACKEND // WARSAW
“Typing 180wpm. Keyboard is scared of me.” — COPYWRITER // STOCKHOLM
“Can confirm: still no crash. Waiting for the crash like Netflix Season 3.” — FRONTEND // PRAGUE
“I pitched at 02:40. Investor said ‘why are you awake’. I said ‘why are YOU weak’.” — FOUNDER // BERLIN
“Beat deadline by 4 days. Client thinks I'm ‘super reliable’. Nah bro I'm caffeïnated.” — AGENCY // MILAN
“Launched side project during bathroom break at day job.” — INDIE HACKER // MUNICH
“Controller batteries dead, I kept playing out of spite.” — FPS // EU NORTH
“Girlfriend: ‘Are you okay?’ Me: ‘I am output.’” — DATA SCIENTIST // CAMBRIDGE
“Rebranded the whole company between 01:00 and 03:30. Marketing thinks it's ‘iterative’.” — BRAND // PARIS
“My calendar tried to schedule ‘sleep’. I declined the invite.” — CEO // REMOTE
“Deployed 6h edit sprint, zero wobble.” — VIDEO EDITOR // AMS
“Shipped prod fix @03:17. HR thinks I 'rested'. lol.” — SENIOR DEV // BERLIN
“Investor deck finished in one take. Wired but clean.” — FOUNDER // LDN
“Ranked up twice. Hands didn't shake.” — CONTROLLER // EU WEST
“Exams passed. Slept 2h. I'd be dead without this.” — STUDENT // UTRECHT
“Pulled all-nighter, still flirted with barista like a human being.” — DESIGNER // PARIS
“Wrote 42-page spec in 1 sitting. PM asked if it's AI. It's me, idiot.” — STAFF ENGINEER // DUBLIN
“Final cut exported first try. No crashes, unlike Premiere.” — VIDEO EDITOR // ROTTERDAM
“Cold-called 37 leads before lunch. My jaw is still moving.” — SALES // LDN
“Boss: ‘Can you push this today?’ Me: Already live.” — OPS // CPH
“Beat the raid. I am both healer and god now.” — MMO HEALER // EU CENTRAL
“404: SLEEP NOT FOUND.” — QA // PORTO
“Studied 9 chapters in 4h. Brain is humming like a server rack.” — MED STUDENT // LEIDEN
“Caffeïne level feels illegal, productivity feels holy.” — FOUNDER // NYC
“My to-do list started apologizing.” — SOLO DEV // BRNO
“I can hear colors but also my pitch deck slaps.” — STARTUP // LISBON
“Turned ‘I'll get it tomorrow’ into ‘done 20 min ago’.” — FREELANCER // ANTWERP
“We said ‘one quick game’. It's 6am and we're Diamond.” — DUO QUEUE // EU WEST
“Professor said ‘don't cram’. I crammed his entire course.” — STUDENT // GHENT
“Edited wedding photos overnight, bride crying happy at 07:12.” — PHOTOG // HAMBURG
“Dark mode is now too bright.” — BACKEND // WARSAW
“Typing 180wpm. Keyboard is scared of me.” — COPYWRITER // STOCKHOLM
“Can confirm: still no crash. Waiting for the crash like Netflix Season 3.” — FRONTEND // PRAGUE
“I pitched at 02:40. Investor said ‘why are you awake’. I said ‘why are YOU weak’.” — FOUNDER // BERLIN
“Beat deadline by 4 days. Client thinks I'm ‘super reliable’. Nah bro I'm caffeïnated.” — AGENCY // MILAN
“Launched side project during bathroom break at day job.” — INDIE HACKER // MUNICH
“Controller batteries dead, I kept playing out of spite.” — FPS // EU NORTH
“Girlfriend: ‘Are you okay?’ Me: ‘I am output.’” — DATA SCIENTIST // CAMBRIDGE
“Rebranded the whole company between 01:00 and 03:30. Marketing thinks it's ‘iterative’.” — BRAND // PARIS
“My calendar tried to schedule ‘sleep’. I declined the invite.” — CEO // REMOTE